Delivery

An OBGYN went to a hospital room to deliver a baby. When the doctor got there she saw her patient was in labor. Also the patient only spoke Spanish
The doctor not being able to speak Spanish did not know exactly the word for push. She did not have time to look up the word so she shouted out random spanish words that sounded like Spanish for push. The doctor shouted puje (empuje) and puta not knowing the right word. Later the doctor found out what the words truly meant and apologized to the lady. (Look up the words if you already don't know what they mean.)

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