Doctor asked if my grandmother wanted a priest but she's an atheist,
I quickly called him back, and said "Doctor , m...
Doctor Jokes
A man is in his doctors office
A man is in his doctors office. The doctor says...
A mother gives birth to a baby
The doctor comes in and tells her, "I've got go...
A man goes to the doctor
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor! I've...
An Ild lady decides she has lived enough
A very old woman realizes that she's seen and d...
A pregnant woman
A pregnant woman from Washington D.C., gets in ...
A guy goes to church to have his confession heard. NSFW. (Gross)
He confesses to the priest that he masturbates ...
What happened to the pessimistic abortion doctor?
He developed a de-fetus attitude.
So a dad wakes up in the hospital....
So a dad wakes up in the hospital, finding both...
A man goes to the doctor
He says he has been having dreams where one nig...
My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.
Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm...
On the street a person has a heart attack.
On the street a person has a heart attack.
S...
The Moth Joke
So a moth goes into a podiatrists office.
"Com...
Tennis Elbow
One day Bill complained to his friend that his ...
I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it’s not dangerous.
He said it was distracting him.
A Pastor, a Doctor, and an Engineer...
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a p...
Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night
Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fea...
A old granny visits the Doc.
"Doc, I've got terrible gas! I keep farting all...
A man breaks his foot and goes to the doctor...
The doctor put a cast on the foot and told the ...
So a woman goes to the doctor because her husband has lost his libido.
Woman: We haven't made love in over 6 months, a...
I've got an Intracranial Embolism...
...at least, that's what my doctor told him whe...
A Woman Comes To The Physician
- Herr doctor! My husband is very sick!
- OK...
Something Got Into My Wife's Eye
- Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's ...
Vets aren't doctors:
Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor?
Vet: I tre...
The doctor comes to a patient
Doc: You have cancer and alzheimer.
Patient: Th...