Doctor asked if my grandmother wanted a priest but she's an atheist,

I quickly called him back, and said "Doctor , maybe atheist is too strong a word , she's more like an agnostic . She also has insomnia , and is dyslexic to boot , so she stays up late at night wondering if there is a dog or not"

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