Doctor Jokes
a guy in a mental hospital
...had a toothbrush on a leash. For many months...
A man has a heart attack on a plane.
The man who was sitting next to him stood up an...
Woman goes to the doctor..
Southern, African American woman goes to the do...
An older lady visits a doctor to seek help with her frequent gas issues.
**Lady:** Doctor, you've got to help me. Lately...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
I was at my local NHS hospital the other day wh...
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
A grade school teacher was asking students what...
"I don't know Doc, are you sure there's no other way?!"
Dying Man: "I don't know Doc, are you sure ther...
Geezer goes to the doctor ...
An old guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor...
"Do you want the bad news or the worse news?" asked the doctor.
"Do you want the bad news or the worse news?" a...
Doctor Frankenstein
If Doctor Frankenstein ever opens a cheese shop...
"Doctor, I think my wife has a hearing problem. "
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I t...
What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?
Urine trouble!
My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating
I asked why, he said something about examining ...
A man goes to see a doctor
A man goes to see a doctor. ''Doctor, I have a ...
So two lumberjacks were felling trees....
So two lumberjacks were felling trees when the ...
I went for a prostate exam the other day.
And it didn't go quite as well as I expected. E...
Doctor! Doctor! I think I have Barry Manilow's disease!
"What are your symptoms?"
"I can't laugh and I...
Recived a call from the morgue...
Saying my wife had passed due to a major contus...
A Chinese Man goes to the eye doctor
A Chinese guy goes to an eye doctor and the do...
Doc, give it to me straight. How is my wife doing?
Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her...
Sugar
A blonde would wake up every morning, go into t...
A man on an airplane was having a heart attack
The stewardess asked if anyone on board was a d...
A Chinese man goes to the optician
A Chinese man goes to the optician and the doct...
A funny pregnant women Joke
A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady ...