He confesses to the priest that he masturbates everyday. The priest tells him that the next time he does that he should look closely at what is on his hand and say: “You could have been a doctor, you could have been a lawyer, you could have been a teacher…” The man agrees to do that.
The next day after he rubs one out he looks at what is left on his hand and says: “You could have been a doctor, you could have been a lawyer, you could have been a teacher… “ Then he thinks about it for a moment and decides to give them all a second chance so he licked his hand clean.
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