Woman: We haven't made love in over 6 months, and I have needs!
Doctor: No problem, I have the perfect medication for him. Just take one of these little red pills, crush it up and put it in his coffee, and let me know how it goes.
Three days later the doctor receives a phone call.
Woman: Doctor, I did exactly what you asked, and I have good news and bad news.
Doctor: What's the good news?
Woman: The pill worked perfectly. I crushed one up and put it into his coffee, and not 2 minutes later, he took me right there, on the table! It was amazing.
Doctor: That's great news, so glad for you! So what's the bad news?
Woman: We've been banned from Starbucks for life...
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