Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

A man goes to a doctor for incontinence...

A man goes to the doctor for incontinence.

M...

Wrong Erection.

went to the doctor for a prostate exam....

wh...

Why California is broke and Texas is not.

The governor of California is jogging with h...

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

A Jewish man is elected president...

Soon after, he calls up his mother to tell her ...

I went to the Doctor's last week...

I went to the Doctor's last week because I foun...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor Who?

A woman runs into the hospital and asks

Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in wi...

Three men are sitting in an emergency room...

When the doctor comes in. He says 'You all have...

husbands and cricket!

A lady was experiencing labor pains, so her hus...

I have this condition, I wake up at ten to nine every day...

Doctor says it is nothing serious just a mild c...

A man goes to the doctor's office

A man goes to the doctor's office, and the doct...

"Doctor I think I need glasses!"

"You certainly do Sir, this is the butchers."

Why did the neckbeard become a doctor?

He sure knows how to treat M'aladies

An asian man goes to the eye doctor...

The doctor says to him "I know why you're not s...

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!

The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you....

A man wakes up in a hospital, after a serious accident.

He yells "Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

The d...

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt.

His friend suggested that he go to a computer ...

The doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex

But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia