So a dad wakes up in the hospital, finding both his hands wrapped in bandages.
The doctor walks in;
"Doctor, what happened to my hands!?"
"You were in a car accident, but they should get back to normal"
The man replies "But will I be able to play the piano?"
The doctor sighs, "is this one of those stupid jokes where you say 'oh great because I've never been able to do that'?
"No!"
"All right, then, yes you will be able to play the piano"
The man giggles "Oh golly I've never been able to play the piano before!!"
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