The doctor comes in and tells her, "I've got good news and bad news"
Worried, the woman asks for the bad news first.
He says, "I'm sorry but your baby was born a ginger."
The woman responds,"That is bad news, but I suppose I can get used to it. What's the good news?"
"It's dead!"
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