"Doc, I've got terrible gas! I keep farting all day long, but I can't hear it or even smell it, I just feel it going! I've even done it once or twice in here, too!"
The Doctor gives her some medication.
"Come back next week."
The granny comes back after a week, disappointed
"It's even worse, Doc! Now the gas is becoming smelly!"
to which the Doc replied
"Alright. Cleared your sinuses, now for the ears..."
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