I was at my local NHS hospital the other day when I noticed that all the nurses were wearing badges with the symbol of an apple on them. Curious as to what it all meant, I pulled one of the nurses to one side and enquired, "What does the apple signify?" She replied, "Nothing, we just use it to keep the doctors away!"
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