An old guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. I've got silent gas emissions! It's horrible. One last night, nearly killed the dog. Another this morning--and the flies died on the walls. And another just a minute ago. Please, its awful, I'll do anything to cure these silent gas emissions--what can you do, where do we start?" Doctor says, "first we get your hearing checked."
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