"Do you want the bad news or the worse news?" asked the doctor.
"You'd better give me the worst news first." replied the patient.
"I forgot to call you five months ago with this lab result." the doctor frowns.
"That's not so bad, what's the bad news?" the patient asks, visibly relieved.
"According to these labs you have six months to live."
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