Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Three doctors

Three doctors are discussing which types of pat...

Three Doctors

Three doctors are discussing which types of pat...

Doctors Jokes

" Doctor I keep stealing things"
" Take these t...

A man lying on his deathbed called his three best friends to his side.

A man lying on his deathbed called his three be...

After my surgery, the doctor told me I have to pee sitting down.

He told me not to lift anything that weighs mor...

An elderly woman visiting her Doctor

While at the Doctors office she starts talking ...

A doctor checks on two roommates in an insane asylum...

He walks into their room to find one man hangin...

Why was the redhead in so much pain?

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s...

A woman playing golf

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put h...

A man and his wife are golfing...

...and with it being such a beautiful day they ...

Mary had to go to the hospital to have her leg amputated because of diabetes.

When the surgery was over, the doctor realized ...

A man visits the doctor.

The man has gangrene on his left leg. He goes t...

A redneck goes to his doctor...

...and asks him "Hey doc, I don't want to risk ...

A woman runs

A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says “D...

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first

(Sor...

An engineer opens a medical clinic (original)

An engineer who was unemployed for a long time ...

A woman passes out during delivery

When she wakes up, she asks the doctor if her b...

An old man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup

The doctor, speaking with a slight stutter, ask...

I went to the doctors today because I couldn't pee.

The doctor says, "How old are ya?" I said, "I'...

Knock Knock..

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor Who?

Yes.

A man starts wearing cellophane pants around the house.

At first, his wife doesn't mind, since it's in ...