So two lumberjacks were felling trees when the axe slipped and cut off a guys hand. His buddy grabbed the hand, put it in a ziplock bag and rushed to the hospital. The next day, his buddy is back at work, hand reattached. The wonders of modern medicine!
But luck wasn't in his favor, the exact same day the axe slipped and he lost his arm! His buddy puts the arm is a ziplock bag, and rushes him to the hospital again. He returned to work in the afternoon, as fine as he was in the morning. The wonders of modern medicine!
Near the end of the week there was another accident, the axe slipped and cut off the guys head. His buddy threw it in a ziplock bag and rushed to the hospital.
A week passed and he didn't hear a thing about his buddy so he went to the hospital to see if he was ok.
Doctor said, "Well we could have saved him but some idiot put his head in a ziplock bag and he suffocated!"
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