And it didn't go quite as well as I expected. Everything was fine until the doctor said he felt something a bit strange. He brought out his finger and with it, a £10 note.
"That's strange." He said, reaching up again. Lo and behold, out came yet another £10 note. On and on he went, reaching in and pulling out note after note, until we managed amass around £1,500.
"Has anything happened recently that might explain this?" The doctor asked, bewildered.
"Well," I said, "I guess I haven't been feeling too grand."
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