Doctor Jokes

Doctor Jokes

The cardiologist's funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate ...

A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles.

A woman walks into a shop and says," Doctor, I ...

A Guy goes to see doctor N.

I'm sorry, says the nurse, the doctor isn't in,...

Based on a true story about my great grandmother

An old woman is having trouble sleeping, and sh...

A man goes to his blind doctor.

A man goes to his blind doctor to get his yearl...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

but a bowl of beans keeps everyone at bay.

Did you hear about...?

The dad who put gasoline in his daughter's sipp...

Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Southerner?

Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Southerner...

E goes in for medical treatment

E has been feeling sick for a while, so he went...

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I...

An artist gets some good and bad news.

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had ...

Not my son

A father and his son are in a terrible car acci...

Brotherly Love

A new Irish pub opens in downtown New York. On ...

A lion tamer goes to see a psychologist...


He explains: "Doctor, I'm depressed. My emotio...

Family cat had severe blood loss...

The family cat had just suffered a horrific acc...

Erections happen all the time

A man is about to get a prostate exam from his ...

A man with a stutter...

A man with a stutter is visiting the doctor.

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Love STORY OF DOCTOR

I was in 12th
She was in 12th
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I love her - s...

An old man who is a bit hard of hearing visits a doctor..

...and is complaining of chest pains. The docto...