“Mrs. Barber, medically impossible though it seems at your age, there’s no doubt about it: you’re pregnant.”
Carla was well into her sixties when she went t...
Doctor Jokes
why was the blonde staring at the light bulb for long hours with her mouth open?
because the doctor advised her to "eat light"
Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?
Because the Doctor can never see him.
My Uncle was fired for sleeping with one of his patients...
The worst part is that he's a veterinarian.
L...
Joke of the day
Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever list...
A guy wakes up in pain after partying all night...
He pulls himself off the couch, stumbling out t...
Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer #itsucks
One day Bill complained to his friend that his ...
My sister's lucky she married a doctor
She says she has access to way more treatment o...
Doctor vs Mechanic
An engineer was removing the engine parts from...
A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a redneck, a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity
The bartender says "sorry, we have enough white...
An old man goes to see the doctor...
...and asks if his test results are back.
"I'...
Engineering teacher gave us this one.
So a priest, a doctor, and an engineer are play...
A woman goes to the doctor all bruised up.
Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don'...
A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe,
"Papa, why is it that we always have long name...
A jewish woman gets up mid-flight and shouts, "Is there a doctor in the house?"
A nice man stands up from his seat and says, "I...
Johnny burned both of his ears
Johnny burned both of his ears. So the doctor a...
Dr to nurse!
Dr to nurse: "How much has this man had to drin...
A man goes to the doctor..
He says "Doc, I think there's a monster under m...
On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter...
He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the...
People who cough loudly don't go to the doctor...
They go to the cinemas.
A pirate goes to the doctor
A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the mol...
Doctor, doctor, there's a hairless military strategist on my head!
Ah yes, looks like male Patton baldness.
Man walks into the Doctor's office....
"Doc, you gotta help me! I can't stop singing *...
A man walks into a psychiatrist
...and says "Doctor, help me! Im a wigwam and a...