He explains: "Doctor, I'm depressed. My emotional state is all over the place. I had a great idea for a new act - I was so excited and happy at first - the act seemed to be progressing so well - but then, it wouldn't seem to be working at all. It's been so full of up's and downs, I can barely keep track of myself".
"What was the act?" asked the doctor.
"Well, first - instead of using lions, the hook was that I instead used trained arctic bears.
First the 10 bears each grab a large cut-out letter, A to J, from a wall - and then arrange themselves alphabetically on stools on stage - much to the cheer of the audience. But each time exactly two and only two of the bears are always arranging themselves in the wrong order".
The Doctor paused with thought - and then exclaimed:
"This sounds like a classic case of bi-polar disorder"
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