An old woman is having trouble sleeping, and she goes to a doctor for help with her problem. The doctor suggests having a glass of wine before bed to relax her. The woman had never been much of a drinker, but she agreed to give it a try.
She comes back to the office a week later, and the doctor asked how the treatment went. She said, "It was amazing! One glass and I'd be out cold almost immediately. One annoying thing though, it was pretty hard to open. Is there some sort of tool that can help you get the cork out of the glass?"
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