I'm sorry, says the nurse, the doctor isn't in, but I can take your symptoms and see what we can do.
"Well, my head is killing me, and I'm running a fever."
The nurse leaves. She returns in a few moments and says "Take 2 asprin and Call Dr N's office in the morning"
"But nurse, you're not a doctor, how do you know that's what I need?"
"N SAID", replies the nurse.
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