A man goes to the Doctor. He says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, cruel, and what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The Doctor says: The treatment's simple, a great clown named Pagliacci is in town, go and see him! That should pick you up.
A man goes to the Doctor. He says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, cruel, and what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The Doctor says: The treatment's simple, a great clown named Pagliacci is in town, go and see him! That should pick you up.
The man bursts into tears and replies: but, Doctor... I *am* Pagliacci.
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