A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar

A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar



So he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"




"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. '"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."



'"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"



"Thirty-four," she replied.

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