Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

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Don't know where they came from, but they are w...

You may have heard this before but w/e

A kid lives with his parents in a big farm. The...

Cow jokes..

What do you call a cow with no legs?

-- ground...

A farmer walks into his barn with a bucket.

He starts milking his cow, while a pesky fly co...

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you call a cow...

What do you call a cow with three legs?

*Tri-t...

Difference between a cow and Russia

They both contain Putin...

Giving birth is terrible for a cow's hips…

…but it's great for their calves.

Beefy right wing joke

The maniacal right wing, cow-worshipping saffro...

A farmer walks into his bedroom with a pig under one arm.

He looks at his wife in bed and says,
"Well, t...

All Flavor Peaches

A guy goes to a farmer's market, and he sees a ...

help me figure out this riddle!

a farmer has 2 sons. one is a "good boy" and th...

Adam and eve have problems

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their ...

Knock knock

Who's there?

Bob the interrupting cow with Tou...

Two cows and a cat were going on a trip.

Cow A: Do we go this way with the cat?


Cow B:...

The Belgium cow

Now everyone knows the best milk comes from cow...

Topical Jokes for 6/13


A woman at an Arizona Burger King found a razo...