A guy goes to a farmer's market, and he sees a stand with a sign: "All Flavored Peaches"
He gets curious and walks up to the farmer behind the stand.
Guy: Are these peaches really flavored?
Farmer: Sure are! Any flavor you want, I got it.
Guy: Alright, how about strawberry?
Farmer: Here you go. [hands him a peach]
Guy: [takes a bite] Holy cow, that's delicious! Alright, how about peanut butter and jelly?
Farmer: Got it right here. [hands him another]
Guy: [takes a bite] Hmm, I taste the peanut butter, but where's the jelly?
Farmer: Turn it over!
Guy: [bites other side] Wow! That tastes like grape jelly! That's incredible!
So the guy gets a little bolder and he asks him,
Guy: Alright, how about pussy?
Farmer: Let's see... Here we go.
Guy: [takes a bite] Ugh, that tastes like shit!
Farmer: Turn it over!
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