Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

Three couples are dining together.

Three couples are dining together. The American...

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass...

yo mama so nasty...

yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease r...

Emotional farm animals

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep ...

Cat Appetites

They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, ch...

My Undersized Load

Shortly after we moved to rural South Carolina,...

Princess Calves

I took our 4-year-old granddaughter, Halle, to ...

Frosty’s Cow

Q: What Did Frosty Call His Cow?
A: Eskimoo!

Interrupting Cow

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Int...

Impatient Cow

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impat...

Musical Cow

What do you call a cow that can play a musical ...

Natural Bull Enhancement

A week after John bought a bull, he complained ...

Tornado Cow

Q: Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted...

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow...