A kid lives with his parents in a big farm. They eat what they produce so they have chickens for the eggs, trees for the fruits, cows for the milk and cheese and so on. One day the father buys a new bovine at the county fair and brings it home and his son, curious to see the new arrive, sneaks inside the cows' stables in the evening, just before dinner. He notices it instantly: it's tall, brown and quite fat. Suddenly he thinks that it'd be a good idea to be the first one to milk the new cow and bring home the warm milk to drink with cookies before bed-time. The kid has seen his parents milk the cows a lot of times so he's pretty sure he knows how to do it. He gathers a stool and a bucket and starts. Nothing exits at first but after a minute of tugging a small quantity of warm, white milk pours into the bucket. It stops coming down after a few drops but for the kid it's enough. All triumphant, he brings the bucket home for his parents to see. "Mom, dad, look! I milked the new cow!" His mother replies "The new cow?" "Yes, the one dad bought earlier today!" His parents stay silent for a few moments and then his father utters "Son, I didn't buy a cow. I bought a bull."
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