Now everyone knows the best milk comes from cows bred in Belgium. One day, A Scottish farmer who was impressed by these cows decides it would be a good idea to buy one and mate it with one of his bulls and earn more money off of their milk without having to spend for another cow.
So the farmer brings both the cow and the bull outside to get them to mate, but every time the bull tried to mount her the cow ran away. He approached from the right she went left, he approached from the left she went right.
Now at this point the farmer is getting frustrated because his cow refuses to let the bull anywhere near her. A man passing by witnesses what is going on, heads over to the farmer and asks "I that a Belgium cow?"
Thinking the man might be able to help him the farmer replies "Yes! But she refuses to mate with my bull. Every time he mounts her she's just trots away. Do you know how to tame a cow from Belgium?"
The man replies "No, but my wife, she too, is from Belgium!"
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