Wild Party
During a wild party at a Long Island country h...
Cow Jokes
New Yorker
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a...
Milking Cow
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar ge...
What do you call Jessica Winston?...
What do you call Jessica Winston?
Bessy ...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic ...
Only Down South
YOUNG Dave was courting Mabel, who lived on an...
Larry's First Day
On little Larry's first day of first grade, he...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, ...
Stupid Science Test Answers
1. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
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Test Papers
These are from test papers and essays submitte...
More Science Bloopers
Apparently from students who didn't study...Th...
sleep in the barn
A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manag...
Hi-tech Redneck
Backup - What you do when you run across a var...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our "COWS" usin...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,
We we...
Door to Door
A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to...
Milk drinker
How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The co...
a parrot on a plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised ...
Some more things to ponder
1. If you can't be kind, at least have the de...
If a cow takes a picture, how the picture...
If a cow takes a picture, how the picture come...
Lawyers Dog
A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were argu...
Earlier this year, the dazed crew of a Japanese...
Earlier this year, the dazed crew of a Japanes...
At the Bull acution.
This couple goes to an agricultural show way o...
Old Bessie
A man was driving down a country road in the m...