Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would yo...

I hear you take milk baths.

I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? ...

How does a cow do math?

How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!

How do you make a milkshake?

How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo ...

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tracto...

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A...

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual?

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow u...

Did you hear about the snobby cow?

Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought ...

Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies?

Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll...

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not...

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London.

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a ...

A farmer was milking his cow.

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just start...

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?

Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he...

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning.

A man's car stalled on a country road one morni...

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?

Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he...

What's a cow's favourite love song?

What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall...

What's a cow's favourite love song?

What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall...

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter wit...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? C...

Q.

Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Becaus...

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Bec...

What are you reading?

What are you reading? demanded the father of hi...