What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?
An udder failure
Cow Jokes
I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having t...
A Guy Walks Into A Dairy Farm...
Guy: "I hear your product is cream of the crop....
What do you call a silent cow
canned beef
What does a cow measure its harddrive in?
Moogabytes
Dad got his son a birthday card
A dad got his son a bday card that said "Holey ...
What do you get if you cross history and a cow?
A moo-suem.
My friends eyes are so skewed.. [Original Joke]
He looks like a cow
What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?
You get rich milk.
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction.
Cows
What do you call a cow on no legs?
Ground beef...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
My severely diabetic sister.
What's the difference between a 13 year old girl and a cow?
No really, what's the difference? I accidentall...
what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
"Jill look out the window..."
"...there's a horse in our yard."
"No Jack, it...
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for 13 years!
What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 13 years.
What's the difference between a cow and September 11?
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
A City Girl
A city girl driving through the country stop to...
What do you call retarded cow thighs?
Asbergers
What starts with an F and ends with a K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having t...