College Football Jokes - Enjoy!

Don't know where they came from, but they are worth a chuckle or two.

> Ohio State's
> Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know
> the meaning of the word
> fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know
> the meaning of a lot of
> words."
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>
> Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
>
> So they can dress
> that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and
> pick up trash on
> Monday.
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>
> What does the average Alabama player get on
> his SATs?
>
> Drool.
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>
> How many Michigan freshmen football players
> does it take to
> change a light bulb?
>
> None. That's a sophomore
> course.
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>
> How did the
> Georgia football player die from drinking milk?
>
> The cow fell on
> him.
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>
> Two Notre Dame football players were
> walking in the woods.
>
> One of them said, "Look, a dead
> bird."
>
> The other looked
> up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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>
> A Texas A & M football player was
> almost killed yesterday
> in a tragic horseback-riding accident.
>
> He fell from a horse and was
> nearly trampled to death.
>
> Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came
> out and unplugged the
> horse.
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>
> What do you say to a University of Miami
> Hurricane football
> player dressed in a three-piece suit? "
>
> "Will the defendant please
> rise."
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>
> If three Florida State football players are
> in the same car,
> who is driving?
>
> The police
> officer.
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>
> How can you tell
> if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?
>
> There's tobacco juice on both sides of
> the pickup
> truck.
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>
> What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas
> cheerleaders in one
> room?
>
> A full set of teeth.
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>
> University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is
> only going to dress
> half of his players for the game this week; the other half
> will have to dress
> themselves.
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>
> How is the South Carolina football team
> like an opossum?
>
> They play dead at home and get killed on
> the
> road.
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>
> Why did the Purdue linebacker steal a
> police car?
>
> He saw "911" on the side and
> thought it was a
> Porsche.
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>
> How do you get a former Colorado
> football player off your porch?
>
> Pay him for the
> pizza.
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>
> What are the longest three years of a
> University of Florida
> football player’s life?
>
> Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman
> III.