For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Here's an update for you:
Nowadays, 80% of wom...
Cow Jokes
You know what's stupider than a cow?
Two cows.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
COWWHOBUNGA DUDE
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Why are blondes such bad cow herders?
Because they can't keep their calves together
My British fathers signature Dadjoke
There once were two neighbouring farms, and the...
Convicted serial killer Jimmy "Two Shoes" McClardy...
...confessed today that he was once hired to be...
A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke.
Knock knock.
*-Who's there?*
Interrupting cow...
What animal is faster than a cheetah?
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Even pigs have standards
A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and a Philadelphia E...
What do you call a pregnant cow, just after giving birth
DeCALFeinated
Farm Animal Band
So there is a farmer who owns many livestock, a...
What do bulls do math with?
A cow-culator!
(Cue groans)
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
Decaffeinated! Bah dum dum...ting
Supposedly this joke was rated the funniest joke in a survey of British people...
Patient: Doctor, last night, I made Freudian sl...
what happened to the cow when it jumped over the barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction!
Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch?
It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary.
What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?
Utter udder shudder.
Two hunters with a cunning plan
These two hunters went moose hunting every year...
Two Cows - Matthias Varga
* SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to ...
An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:
Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina...
Reincarnation
I told my wife that in the Hindu religion she c...
Map jokes
How do you get around in Italy? You Rome.
Why d...
I use to have mad cow Disease
But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow.