Why do they call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was taken
Cow Jokes
How does a cow quickly do math?
With a cow-culator!
(Rimshot)
Two cows are standing in a field
Cow 1: Mooo
Cow 2: Well said.
Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
The cow has the udder.
What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
Marry them
Why do Malinese animals do what they do?
While traveling in Mali a local explained to me...
Student and Teacher Convo
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
what's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
you can't milk a cow for 14 years
A collection of jokes I created when I was 11. Prepare for the wittiest jokes you will ever hear.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had an accident! ...
Animal jokes for kids
Here is the list of the rest of our animal joke...
Puns about cow sounds
are the lowest form of humor.
So a cow and a pig are hanging out
So a cow and a pig are hanging out. The pig ge...
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! An what does the fat cow give you?"
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
MOOF
What goes moof?
A cow with buck teeth.
What goes oo oo oo.
A cow with no lips.
How did the medical community come up with the term PMS?
Mad cow disease was already taken.
Surprising the Cows
One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are ent...
A Hindu, a Jew and a televangelist...
A Hindu, a Jew, and a televangelist are driving...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef :-D
How do you get dragon milk?
A cow with short legs
A teacher is giving a lesson to her students on animals and their nutritional benefit...
First the teacher asks, "Kids, what does the ch...
I saw a string hanging down from my wife's legs, so I did the only thing I knew....
I pulled it and said, "The cow says...... MOOOO...
How do you make cocoa powder?
Throw [Milka](https://www.google.ro/search?q=Mi...