One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests with cocktails, they are interrupted by little Johnny who has run in out of breath to shout, “Uncle John! Come quick! The bull is f***ing the cow!”
Uncle John, highly embarrassed, takes young little Johnny aside and explains that a certain decorum is required. “You should have said, ‘The bull is surprising the cow’ or the bull is servicing the cow, not some filth you picked up at school,” he says.
A few days later, little Johnny comes in excited again as his uncle and aunt are entertaining.
“Uncle John! The bull is surprising the cows!”
The adults share a knowing grin and Uncle John says, “Thank you little Johnny, but surely you meant to say the cow, not COWS. A bull cannot ’surprise’ more than one cow at a time you know.”
“Yes he can!” replies his obstinate nephew, “He’s f***ing the horse!”
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