What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

What starts with...

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her...

A few I picked up...

JOKES! A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five...

What's a moo hoo...

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!

why did the cow...

to get to the UDDER side ok im srry pls dont hurt me :-(

Cow Reflexes

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!

A few I picked up...

JOKES! A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five...

What's a moo hoo...

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!

why did the cow...

to get to the UDDER side ok im srry pls dont hurt me :-(

Cow Reflexes

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!

You Know You're...

Green jell-o with carrots mixed in doesn't seem strange. You can...

What's a moo hoo...

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!

why did the cow...

to get to the UDDER side ok im srry pls dont hurt me :-(

Cow Reflexes

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!

You Know You're...

Green jell-o with carrots mixed in doesn't seem strange. You can...

If there was a...

That would be terrible.

why did the cow...

to get to the UDDER side ok im srry pls dont hurt me :-(

Cow Reflexes

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!

You Know You're...

Green jell-o with carrots mixed in doesn't seem strange. You can...

If there was a...

That would be terrible.

What do you get...

Decalf

Cow Reflexes

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky!

You Know You're...

Green jell-o with carrots mixed in doesn't seem strange. You can...

If there was a...

That would be terrible.

What do you get...

Decalf

Legless cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

You Know You're...

Green jell-o with carrots mixed in doesn't seem strange. You can...

If there was a...

That would be terrible.

What do you get...

Decalf

Legless cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

How does a...

First, he assumes the cow is a sphere.

If there was a...

That would be terrible.

What do you get...

Decalf

Legless cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

How does a...

First, he assumes the cow is a sphere.

What do you get...

Decalf

Legless cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

How does a...

First, he assumes the cow is a sphere.

Legless cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

How does a...

First, he assumes the cow is a sphere.

What starts with...

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her...

How does a...

First, he assumes the cow is a sphere.

What starts with...

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her...

A few I picked up...

JOKES! A roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says "five...

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

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