So a cow and a pig are hanging out

So a cow and a pig are hanging out. The pig gets hungry and says, "Let me have some milk." The cow says, "No! That's udderly ridiculous." The pig walks away with his head down. All he wanted was to pig out...

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Why does the cow refuse to share his bed with the pig? Because he always hogs the bed.

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A cow and a pig are hanging out.

The pig says, "Knock knock!".

Cow: "Who's there!"

Pig: "Banana."

Cow: "Banana, who?"

Pig: "Knock knock!"

Cow: "Who's there?"

Pig: "Oink!"

Cow: "Oink who?"

Pig: "Oink-you glad I didn't say banana?"

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The cow and a pig are hanging by a ledge. They see farmer Dan some distance away. The pig excitedly says, "Okay, let's go!"

Later on, the pig can't find the cow, so he traces back his steps. There, he sees the cow and says, "I didn't mean off the cliff."

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