What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?
An udder disaster
Cow Jokes
A zebra visits a farm
A zebra is visiting the US and enters a farm. H...
MAD COW CONCERN
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The wait...
What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken?
Brown chicken brown cow ;)
I shouldn't have said that...
I was explaining to my wife last night that Hin...
Two cows are talking to each other while grazing....
The first cow says
"Hey I heard there's a case ...
What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?
Decaffeinated.
What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC)
An utter disappointment
An elementary teacher is talking about animals to her students...
Teacher: What does the chicken give you?
Kids: ...
What did the farmer say to the chocolate cow?
Get to the back of the meat grinder!
What does the interrupting cow say?
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't w...
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Its pasture bedtime
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now wha...
Told this joke when I was three
Me: "Why did the cow cross the road?"
Parent: ...
What happens when you give a cow marijuana?
The "steaks" get higher
MOOF
What goes moof?
A cow with buck teeth.
What do you call a dancing cow?
A milkshake
What do you call a cow with a missing leg?
Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no leg...
A farmer named Paddy had an accident...
He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet C...
What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?
...An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood
A Taxing Poem
"Taxpayer's Lament"
Tax his cow, Tax his goat;...
The other day I was at the farm and this cow starts telling me a joke.
It was udderly ridiculous.