Cow Jokes
What does a cow use to solve math problems?
A *cow*culater.
I made it up myself, so don't ...
I tried to tell my daughter some jokes….
Me: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Her: ...
Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wired fence?
It was udder catastrophe!
School Conversation
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
So a man is walking in a field...
...when he comes across an incredibly deep hole...
Dad jokes are real....
What do you call a Cow with no legs?
"Ground ...
I took my wife to our favourite restaurant..
The waiter took my order first.
"I'll have th...
So there's this cow right
and it is the prize cow of all the farmer's cow...
How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by...
Funny Jokes
1. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give yo...
What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?
A Mubarack
Why do cow wear bells?
Why do cow wear bells .......????
Because their...
Your momma's so fat
That when she goes to church people say: Holy Cow!
Teacher and Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
I had such a hard time figuring out why cow brains are so hard to dig out of their skulls, especially since they are such stupid animals.
Then, someone informed me that it is much easie...
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Ma...
How do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef
I'd tell you a cow joke...
But it would be UTTERly horrible.
Two men were walking home after a party
Two men were walking home after a party and dec...
Teacher:Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why did the Chihuahua laugh?
The cow jumped over the moon.