Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

Strange but True


- In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mi...

All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from a Cow


1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.


2. Don't cry ...

New cow


A man and his wife were on a train passing thr...

Less Common Latin Phrases


Less Common Latin Phrases


Quo signo nata es?...

Classified Funny Ads


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Cow Bells

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns d...

Farmer Sutra


A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying i...

Bay Area Native Quiz


Bay Area Native Quiz Want to know if someone ...

From South Dakota


A young fellow at the state fair stood watchin...

The Miracle of Nature - Birds and Bees


A farmer was helping one of his cows give birt...

Instant Cow Attraction!


How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You ...

50 Top Headlines


1.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Sa...

Impregnate


A farmer is giving his wife some last-minute i...

Once a day


A man takes his wife to the stock show. They s...

A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped...


A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopp...

Politician


A newcomer to the political scene was campaign...

Pop Quiz Triva


The first couple to be shown in bed together o...

True Insurance Claims


True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; T...

My First


It was in the dark sky,Just her and I.I knew w...

There's a parrot on the plane


On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised ...

Last night I played a


Last night I played a blank tape at full blast...

Serving the Turkey


Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the f...

Milking Problem


I haven't sold one tractor all month," a tract...

Some Short Ones...


A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at...

Definitions from Kids


Science definitions from Kids...


H2O is hot ...