A newcomer to the political scene was campaigning in the backwoods for the office of assemblyman.
Outside a ramshackle house, he saw a young man milking a cow.
He approached the man, ready to make his pitch for a vote.
Just as he was getting started, an old man called from inside the house.
"Luke, get in the house. And who is that guy you're talking to?"
"Says he's a politician, dad," Luke said.
"In that case, you'd better bring the cow inside with you."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
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