Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

You know you're in a redneck hospital when...


... Ambulance is a mule driven buckboard with ...

The Top 15 Favorite Redneck Movies


15> Alabama Jones and the Last Beer Run


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Spoiled milk


What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled ...

Something Men Can't Get...


Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because th...

Crackers


Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross ...

Disapointment


What's the redneck definition of real disappoi...

PMS?


Why do they call PMS PMS.....Mad Cow disease w...

Mad Cow Disease


Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?


A: Bec...

Cow Pat Lip Gloss


An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot,...

Who's Tracks?


One day, three blondes were walking in a fores...

Mad Cow!


There are two cows in a field. One says to the...

You might be a redneck if....


The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has ...

At the Bull acution.


This couple goes to an agricultural show way o...

Door-to-Door Sales C


An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman g...

3rd Grade Quiz


A first grade teacher was having trouble with ...

You might be a Redneck Jedi. . .


You Might be a Redneck Jedi if... Your Jedi ro...

The Cow Herd


A city slicker was visiting a dude ranch and b...

Animal Noises


A group of young children were siting in a cir...

Knock Knock 30


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Button!
Button who...

BUDDISM


BUDDISM You have two cows. You do not desire
...

Mad Cow Disease


Two cows are grazing in a pasture enjoying the...

Knock knock cow


a: knock knock?
b: who's there?
a: interrupt...

Cow Joke


Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Inter...

What's black, white, green and brown?...


What's black, white, green and brown?


A cow ...