50 Top Headlines


1.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says


2.Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


3.Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be
Belted


4.Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case


5.Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents


6.Farmer Bill Dies in House


7.Iraqi Head Seeks Arms


8.Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?


9.Stud Tires Out


10.Prostitutes Appeal to Pope


11.Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


12.Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again


13.British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands


14.Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms


15.Eye Drops off Shelf


16.Teacher Strikes Idle Kids


17.Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead


18.Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim


19.Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66


20.Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax


21.Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told


22.Miners Refuse to Work after Death


23.Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


24.Stolen Painting Found by Tree


25.Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies


26.Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter


27.Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years


28.Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One


29.Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84


30.War Dims Hope for Peace


31.If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While


32.Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures


33.Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide


34.Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge


35.Deer Kill 17,000


36.Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


37.Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge


38.New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group


39.Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft


40.Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


41.Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy


42.Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire


43.British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply


44.Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood


45.Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees


46.Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half


47.New Vaccine May Contain Rabies


48.Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing


49.Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing


50.Air Head Fired


Editted by Curtis

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