A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth when he
noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence with wide eyes, taking in
the whole event. The man thought to himself, "Great, he's four years old and I'm
gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees now. No need to jump the gun.
I guess I'll let him ask and then I'll answer."
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, "Well son,
do you have any questions?"
"Just one," gasped the wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf going when he
hit that cow?"
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