Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

Warm and cozy


A couple had a son and a daughter. Both marrie...

Cow Murderer


A lady came up to me on the street and pointed...

Moo!!!


A man walk in to a bar and says i want 14 beer...

Cow Reflexes


What do you call a cow with a twitch? B...

Cowboy Wisdom


1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.


2...

Gardner Webb


Q: How many Gardner-Webb University students d...

Dumb Polac


there were three men a polac. german and a Ita...

Truth in Advertising


A sign found posted outside a steakhouse: ...

Don't Got Milk?


What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

...

5 fun things to do in the school cafiteria


1. start food fights
2. call lunch ladys fat...

From the Far Side


The Far Side From the Far Side Calander:


Pi...

The Two Cow


Since the world situation is making us all thi...

The cow


The cow is so stupid, it said moo!!!!!

Nail


A farmer is giving his blonde wife last-minute...

Animal Sounds


In a New York City school, a teacher says "Stu...

a cow


This right here is one of the best jokes ever....

The Interruptive Cow


Knock, Knock "Who's There?" The Interruptive C...

Tuns of Puns! Part IV


What do you get when you have a cow and a duck...

Cow


Q:What do you call a cow in a tree?
A:Stuck!

15 signs you drank too much


15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow ti...

Actual Newspaper Ads


The following ads actually appeared in newspap...

Define "Serious" (news item)


"This is extremely serious. " -- Don Perry, of...

The Zebra Put Out To


There was this zebra who had lived her entire ...

One True Wish


A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow...

Questions that have Confused humankind!!


Questions that have Confused humankind!!


a....