Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

New business mergers!


Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:
New company wi...

Windows 98 Source Code


/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chica...

Disney Password


My kids love going to the Web, and they keep t...

Microsoft patents


REDMOND, WA--In what CEO Bill Gates called'an ...

How It All Began...


In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trad...

Bill Gates joke 2


Why does Bill Gates wear layer-up-on-layer of ...

The more you know -


"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Sc...

Press Any Key


1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
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Floppy disks


Follow all of these instructions carefully for...

Bill Gates Locked Out


One day Bill Gates left work, started driving ...

Bill takes a flight


A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope,...

Redneck computer term


Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da lo...

If Airlines were run by the folks who write Operating Systems...


UNIX AirwaysEveryone brings one piece of the p...

Types of computer viruses


Right To Life virus: Won't allow you to delete...

Nerd Season


A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load...

Operating systems as beers


DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can o...

Bill Gates and the Lightbulb


Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change ...

Access 97 - Magic Eight Ball


1. Open Access
2. Create a blank Database
3....

Y2K Backup Device


While we believe we will be fully Y2K complian...

Fun with Unix


If you type these in from the csh (c shell): i...

Software Engineers D


The software engineering field is staffed prim...

Help me...I'm hooked!


Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?
F...

Right Techno X-Mas Gift


Are you having a hard time finding the right g...

No Variety Allowed


After the recent Anti-trust hearings, Bill Gat...

E-Mail Errors..


It's wise to remember how easily this wonderfu...