Bill Gates Locked Out

One day Bill Gates left work, started driving off, and
remembered he'd left his suit-jacket in the office. He stopped
the car, locked the door, and ran back to the office to get the
jacket.


When Bill returned to his car, he realized that he'd locked the
keys inside the car, with the lights were on and the engine was
still running. He ran back to the office frantic for help.


He found a security guard - and DEMANDED immediate assistance.
After less than 5 seconds, the guard popped the door open, which
impressed and amazed the programmer to no end.


Bill asked, "Sir, I demand that I keep THAT paperclip NOW!" The
guard replies kind of perplexed, "Sure, it's just a paper clip."


With a great big satisfied smile, Bill replied, "Great, I'll
keep it in the glove compartment in case I ever do THAT again!"