1. Open Access
2. Create a blank Database
3. Go to "Macros"
4. Click on "New"
5. Press space
6. Close the dialog box
7. Click "Yes"
8. Save as "Magic Eight Ball"
9. Go to "View, Toolbars, Customize" and check off macro design
10. Drag the macro to the second toolbar, and Voila!
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