Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

The Pearly Gates Computer


A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds th...

Computer Definitions


[Computer definitions courtesy of my father th...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Intense Bowel Movement

If this company ran Christmas...


If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...Ornaments ...

Sing to Walking in a Winter Wonderland


Sing this to the tune "walking in a winter won...

Tech Support Fun


A woman called the Canon help desk with a prob...

Y2K Problem Solved


The Office of Institutional Computing has defi...

Some possible computer bumper stickers


1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Resp...

Proper Care of Floppies


1. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as...

An IBM acronym


IBM: It's Better Manually

Help stories from Tech Support


A Dell technician advised his customer to put ...