Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Types of computer viruses


David Duke virus: Makes your screen go comple...

I've got windows

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtain...

Computer Terminology...


Computer Terminology...


486: The average IQ...

Owed Two A Spell Chequer


Owed Two A Spell Chequer:


Eye halve a spelli...

Write in C ("Let it Be")


Write in C ("Let it Be")


When I find my code...

Guide to Safe Fax


Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?
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Bill Gates, the Antichrist


The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry G...

The Night Before Y2K


Twas the night before Y2K
and all through the...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Institute of Black Magic

You might be an internet newbie if:


YOU WRITE IN ALL CAPS. ALL THE TIME. oR YoU S...

Computer lingo guide


Windows - What you must shut when the temperat...

Computer Addiction


You know it is time to reassess your relations...

Murphy's Laws of Computing


1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as...

What's the difference between


What's the difference between mechanical engin...

In Computers We Trust


At a recent computer software engineering cour...

The 9 Types of Web Page Creators


Joe/Jane Average College Student


Traits : O...

Top Ten Signs you Bought the Wrong Computer


The biggest fear of any computer user is that ...

Types of computer viruses


Government economist virus: Nothing works, but...

Gateway: Why East Indians Work in Tech Support


One day Gateway conducted a call out meeting f...

New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans


At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for...

Kermit the Frog


Q: What's long, green, thin, and smells like p...

Funny Virus Names


Monica Lewinsky virus......Sucks all the memor...

Redneck computer term


Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their h...

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes,...


If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," d...

Mr. Bill Gates in Brussels


"Brussels police department, how may I assist ...